February 23, 2018
This post is not gonna have much to do with Patrick competing in the Olympics but it WILL have to do with him turning 50!
Happy Birthday my friend!
You’re a gold medal 🥇 winner in skinny dipping, martini drinking and staring at lava lamps while sipping martinis naked. To THIS day I don’t know how you beat me in that last event but I couldn’t have lost to a more gracious (and naked) opponent.
As a human who has been 50 for over a year I can tell you it’s all it’s cracked up to be!! Lol. I like that assessment because it says nothing.
Have a GREAT birthday weekend! I love you in the gayest of ways!!!
Nick Druga II