Tits a Gloomy Tuesday in Big D

This post ain’t gonna have a whole shit beans worth to do with my Bitmoji’s indifference to Tuesday. Lol, his expression says he’s not overly excited but let’s party because it’s Tuesday. 

The part you don’t see is the fact that he has no pants on. That expression makes more sense if you know he’s not wearing pants. 

Me, my Bitmoji, and supermodels are all alike in that regard, btw. Ie, not really seeing a need to wear pants like ever. We’re not huge fans of winter. Plus we all have really nice legs and how are we supposed to show off our sexy gams when they’re covered with stupid pantalones. 

Another lifetime ago when I had “Nick’s Subservient Cam” where strangers on the web would drop by and force me to do silly stuff there used to be this one dude who would come by and tell me I was “the pants!” He’d be like “that’s SO funny, dude! You’re THE PANTS!!” 😂😂😂 I still LOVE that guy to this day and I have no earthly idea who he was. 

So the moral of the story is that while I don’t necessarily like to wear pants if you CALL me “the pants” I’ll love you forever. 

YOU’RE THE PANTZZZZZZ!!!!! 🙌 👖 🤷‍♂️😆
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Nick Druga II
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