January 31st, 2018
This post is not gonna have much to do with the gigantic iPhone ad on the side of a building downtown and even less to do with the Dallas cop 🚓.
Well you made it through the first month of 2018. High five! ✋ 1 down, 11 to go. If January wasn’t the best month you’ve ever had, I’m sure February will be better if for no other reason than you’ll have 3 less days to fuck shit up. 😆
I wonder if February will be colder than January. In Texas it’s hard to predict the weather. I’m sure it won’t be, though. We’ve had a pretty mild winter. Which is fine. I don’t live in Texas because I like the cold.
And speaking of hot babes in bikinis, I want more of that in my life this summer. I think I’ve got a good chance because I’m friends with this chick that lives in a sweet uptown apartment complex that has an equally sweet pool. I foresee myself chillin at the pool a lot.
If you’re a hot babe and plan on chillin at a pool this summer, lemme know so I can come check you out. Thanks! ✌️ 👙 👀