tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:/posts > 140 Characters (aka NickSilly's blog) 2018-06-26T10:01:48Z Nick Druga tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1297263 2018-06-26T10:01:48Z 2018-06-26T10:01:48Z Battling insomnia or maybe not.
Tuesday, June 26th, 2018

4:25 am

Good morning! I’m suffering from a bit of insomnia. So I figured I’d write through it. Plus I haven’t written a blog entry in a minute so I may as well get my 5 bucks worth this month. 

By my 5 bucks worth I mean this blog costs me $5/month to maintain. It’s a ridiculously small price to pay for what you get and if I were a consistent blogger it would be well worth it but I’m not. 

I could say that I deliver quality over quantity but that’s not really true either, is it? Ha ha. I’m being hard on myself but it’s okay. Nobody is all that hard on me other than me. 

So far this particular blog post has a quality quotient of zero. But it doesn’t matter because as I wrote earlier, I’m just doing this to work through this insomnia. 

Actually, I wouldn’t even call being awake right now when 95 percent of America is asleep insomnia, it’s just going to bed relatively early, then being rudely awoken. I got a good amount of sleep before that happened. 

So it’s not like I couldn’t go to sleep when I wanted to go to sleep, which I think 🤔 is the true definition of insomnia. I just can’t go *back^ to sleep. 

So then why can’t I go back to sleep? You wanna explore that? No? Neither do I. 

Let’s change the subject to food because I love food. My friend Jenna jokes that I will eat anything anyone puts in front of me and while that’s not entirely true, it’s becoming more and more so the older I get it seems. 

Last night I cooked for the first time in a while and I have Emily to thank for that. Emily is inspiring me to do many things I haven’t done in some time but really enjoy. It’s funny how some people have an innate way of reminding you of little things you love in life without even knowing they’re doing that. Emily probably has no idea how positively she’s affected my life in the short time I’ve known her but she has. I was a happy pretty content dude *before* she came along but now it’s even moreso. 

I could go on for days about Emily but she’s already embarrassed by that last paragraph so I’ll move on. (By the way, I have no idea how Emily really feels about that last paragraph and that’s part of why she intrigues me so.)

Anyway I got off on girl tangents when I was gonna talk about food. I guess it’s pretty easy to see what’s on my mind most of the time. Women and food. 

You’re like “would you just tell us what you cooked already?!?” Okay okay! I cooked “Zesty Taco Tilapia.” Which would be WAY impressive if I started with just plain tilapia and “zesty taco’d” it up myself but I didn’t. I bought the tilapia already seasoned. Haha. Yes, I cheated but I STILL had to put it in the oven on broil for 4-6 minutes. And truth be told it came out “blackened”, let’s say, but it was STILL damn delicious! And for $4 and some change a GREAT deal too!

Now that I’ve dipped my feet in the cooking pool again I’m actually excited about cooking something else tonight. I may even make a salad to go with it this time! 

Ah oh. Now I’m getting hungry again which does not surprise Jenna in the least. 

Have a great week and don’t starve!

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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1271149 2018-04-10T20:45:53Z 2018-04-10T20:50:38Z Probation Story - Episode 3: The waiting is the hardest part.
Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Catch up below:
Prelude
Ep. 1: What had happened was...
Ep. 2: Pops bails me out. 

So I’m out on bail and have to go see the bail bondsman who’s going to let me know what happens next. 

He informs me that the Denton crime lab (where they test to make sure what I had on me was actually an illegal narcotic) is HELLA backed up and I probably won’t have to go to court for at least 6 months. In the meantime I have to check in with them on a weekly basis since they have a vested interest in me showing up to court when that day comes. 

They tell me I have to call in every Tuesday or use this app I can download to electronically check in. I liked the idea of using an app because I’m a geek. So I downloaded it and it worked exactly zero times. I tried using it 4 or 5 weeks and finally gave up on it ever working. What it DID do was save my court dates so at least it was useful for that when I finally got a court date. 

While I was waiting for what turned out to be almost 7 months I was nervous the WHOLE time wondering what was going to happen. The minimum penalty for possession of less than a gram of a type A narcotic is 6 months in jail! Was I gonna have to go to jail?!? 

I was worried so I did some EXTENSIVE research (which wasn’t easy) and FINALLY found somewhere on the web that there was a law enacted some time ago in Texas that says all first-time drug offenders HAVE to get probation. Aka NO jail time. Hooray!! Btw, it’s so jails aren’t overcrowded which makes sense. So that came as a bit of a relief. I didn’t want to be somebody’s bitch in the slammer, man!

So along comes my first court date. Tune in to episode 4 where we see how Nick does in court. 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1267464 2018-03-31T22:03:52Z 2018-03-31T22:06:17Z Probation Story - Episode 2: Pops bails me out.
Saturday, March 31, 2018

Catch up below:
Prelude
Episode 1: What had happened was...

Bail is normally $5,000 for possession of cocaine but the traveling judge was a little lenient due to the circumstances, which she decided were not that bad, and set it at $3500. 

To get out I had to call a bail bondsman and pay him 10% or $350. I called him and then I called dad to come get me. 

I don’t have the MOST understanding father in the world but I don’t have the least understanding one either. 

When he got to the jail he said “Son, you had COCAINE on you?!?” kinda flabbergasted. I was like “sorry, dad, it’s not the end of the world.” 

After they let me out of the hoosegow I took an Uber to my friend Katie’s 8-year old child’s birthday. Many at the party were quite amused that I spent the previous night in jail. One girl even said that in 8 years in the Navy she had never heard a crazier story. Lol. 

Katie herself was probably the LEAST amused by the whole thing because my father called her earlier in the day asking if SHE was the one that furnished me the drugs. She could NOT have been more innocent. Needless to say I apologized for my father’s inappropriate accusations and explained that he was just disappointed in me and wanted someone to blame. 

I could tell dad who’s to blame but that’s more dangerous than serving jail time so nobody will EVER know that. Besides the fact that the D.E.A. is not interested in the small-timer I got my coke from. Hell, they’re not even interested in whoever he or she got it from. You have to know names of people high up the chain to raise their eyebrows and my measly 20-sack is interesting to no one. Except me that night when I was three sheets to the wind. Lol. 

Stay tuned for Episode 3 where we see how long it takes before I have to face the judge. 



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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1266600 2018-03-29T19:34:06Z 2018-03-30T05:09:47Z Probation story, Episode 1: What had happened was...
Thursday, March 28, 2018

Read the Probation Story Prelude to get caught up....

... are you caught up?... okay, so here's what had happened...

My friend Katie invited me to a happy hour at a place called Rock & Brews on a Friday in late February, 2017. I was staying at my sister’s house in Plano at the time which is close to that restaurant so I thought it would be good times to meet Katie and her group over there. 

Earlier that week I scored some blow downtown. I did most of it when I got it but still had about half a small bag left. I started to leave it at my apartment downtown but I didn’t. I buried it in my wallet and forgot about it. 

As you can see from the top tab above I had a few drinks at happy hour. But then as quick as it began it was over. As the group started to disperse, I had a good buzz going and wasn't ready to go home just yet. Katie offered to take me back to her place at that time, which hindsight being 20/20 would have been a GREAT idea. But I liked the vibe at Rock & Brews and decided I'd rather stay there a while longer.

I went outside to get some air and noticed a Mi Cocina across the street. I thought to myself "Oh, man, a Mambo Taxi sounds perfect right about now!"  So I went across the street and had a few more drinks. It was the few more at Mi Cocina that did me in. If you’ve ever had a Mambo Taxi from Mi Cocina you know they’re VERY strong. They call it a Mambo Taxi because you have to call a taxi after you have one. I had 2 Mambo Taxis, four beers AND a shot. And that was AFTER drinking at Rock & Brews. Needless to say, I was hammered. 

But I didn’t stop there. I stumbled back over to Rock & Brews where I started and watched a band play for a while. And that's when I remembered I had coke in my wallet. So I went to the bathroom and did a little bump thinking it would help me off my drunk a little. It didn’t. I was too far gone on tequila.

Finally it was nearing closing time so I went outside to get an Uber home but I was so drunk I apparently climbed in the passengers side of some random guy’s truck. I have zero memory of this. The guy called 911 not because I got in his truck, but because he was afraid for my safety. Hell, I can’t blame him. 

The cops came and long story short, I got to spend a night at the greybar hotel on an initial public intoxication charge. By the by, the Colony has a nice jail if you have to go. 

When we got to jail they told me I need to tell them if I have anything on me because if I take it into the jail the penalty is worse. So I fessed up and told the officer I had drugs in my wallet. 

And bing, bang, bong, I’m a felon. 

Tune in again next time when Nick calls his dad to bail him out. 

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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1266196 2018-03-28T16:51:59Z 2018-03-28T16:51:59Z Did you know I’m a felon? My probation story - PRELUDE.
Wednesday, March 29, 2018

On March 9th I began serving 2 years probation for being caught with a small amount of the big drug (aka Cocaine) on my person in February, 2017. The charge was possession of a controlled substance less than 1 gram. In Texas it’s a State Jail Felony with a minimum 6 months in jail and a max $5000 fine. The judge gave me deferred adjudication with 2 years probation and A $500 fine. 

So if I’m good for 2 years I can have this removed from my record and I’ll no longer be a felon. But you and I both know I’m still bad. Haha. 

I haven’t done an excessive amount of blow in my life and I hesitate to put it out there that I’ve ever done it at all but it’s a matter of public record and the whole process makes for an interesting story so I wanted to share. 

Also if you google to try to find out ahead of time what you’re in for in terms of court processes, probation, jail time, etc. for this particular crime there are VERY few people writing about it. 

I don’t blame them because we all have reputations we want to maintain but I’m 52 years old in May. My rep isn’t going anywhere north of south and I work for myself so sharing my probation story isn’t going to hurt me I figure. It may give a woman or two pause to date me but once again, I’m 52 years old. To say I’m not aggressively hunting a spouse is an understatement. 

So now that I’ve got you intrigued, I’ll do like they used to do TV shows and say “To be continued...” because one of the things that’s fun about my blog is that you don’t have to spend too much time reading every post. 

Tune in tomorrow for Episode 1 of “NickSilly’s Probation Story”. 

✌️ and ❤️ 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1265629 2018-03-27T00:54:22Z 2018-03-27T00:54:23Z El Fenix is 100! 🌮 🌯 🌶
I was driving by the downtown Dallas eye sore that’s El Fenix restaurant this morning and noticed it said “EST. 1918”. 

I’m not good at math but that’s 100 years! Nice! I did some further research (mainly just to see if I could get free and/or cheap food for their birthday) and discovered that the dude that founded El Fenix was also the dude that invented Tex-Mex. Arriba!

Happy 100th to El Fenix and Tex-Mex! I’m sure I’ll enjoy you both many more times before I kick it. 

Viva Enchiladas y Chimichangas!
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1265283 2018-03-26T04:10:11Z 2018-03-26T04:10:12Z Fezzik was tough!
Sunday, March 25, 2018

I love the Words With Friends 2 game theme series they have now where you work your way through themed computer opponents. 

Right now it’s “The Princess Bride” theme. I beat The Dread Pirate Roberts, Valerie, Vizzini, Miracle Max, Count Rugen, and Inigo Montoya all in a row until Fezzik finally got me. 

Took 3 times but I finally beat him using the words “sex” and “hoed”. Lol. 🤗

“Hello! My name is Nico Montoya. You kill my mojo. Prepare to die.”


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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1263741 2018-03-21T03:06:03Z 2018-03-21T03:06:03Z Share a Coke with the good doctors! 👨‍🔧
Tuesday, March 20, 2018

I had some fun with Coke's online customization app today. Lolz. 

If I were a rich dude with a big house I’d customize a hundred bottles and make a funny display out of them as part of my awesome “Coke” wing.

Hey, remind me to do that later, thanks. ✌️
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1263248 2018-03-19T20:31:55Z 2018-03-19T20:31:56Z The longest St. Patrick’s Day in the history of St. Patrick’s Days
Monday, March 19, 2018

You wanna hear about my St. Patrick’s Day? It was the LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

I woke up at 7 am. Showered and was out the door at 8. I thought it would be fun to walk up to where my friends would be watching the parade. It didn’t seem like that far but it’s 5.5 miles. 😧🤷‍♂️

It took an hour and 40 minutes but it wasn’t THAT bad because there was a lot to amuse me along the way down Greenville Avenue as people got ready for one of the biggest parades in the U.S. 

I’m STILL over an hour early for the parade, so I chat with the one guy I know who got there earlier than me and basically just hang out and greet other friends from my group as they start arriving. 

Finally the parade starts around 11. It’s good times and ends around 1. I accumulate 5 or 6 strands of beads, a beer coosie I don’t need, and one lollipop that hits me just above my right eye. 

I have a different group of friends I wanna go see that are having an after parade party at a place down south. It’s another pretty long walk but again I didn’t think THAT long. It was another 4 miles and THIS time I brought along my friend Patrick. He was a sport about it and didn’t complain NEARLY as much as he should have about this arduous trek. 

We FINALLY get down to where I think my other group of friends are and lo and behold, they’ve changed where they usually hang out. OMG! PLEASE do not tell me we walked all that way for nothing. But we did. 

Exhausted we just decided to find a small place to eat but more importantly just get OFF our feet for a minute. Btw, the place we found is called the Feed Store and they have AWESOME food. At least I THINK that’s what it was callled because I was pretty delirious at that point. 

Later my BFF Marie and Patrick’s girlfriend joined us there. We were there from about 2-4 or so. That good time made up a little for the long walk for nothing but if you think the story ends there, you’re sadly mistaken my friend. 

I’m pretty worn out and don’t live too far from there so we all agree it’s about time for old Nick to get back to the house. Well at least that’s what ole Nick wanted. 

But sometimes in life you don’t always get what you want. 

You see, on our home, Marie remembered that there was a place right on the way serving FREE crawfish for St. Pat's! “WE HAVE TO STOP!!” she demanded. I wasn’t as excited about stopping but I was overruled. 

So now we were at a crawfish boil for a couple MORE hours of fun!  I DID enjoy the corn and crawdaddies. During this event it started raining which didn’t surprise me in the LEAST! Luckily the patio was covered. Thank you, St. Peter! St. Peter was looking out for his brother. 

Marie finally had all the crawfish and comraderie she could handle and it was time to go home?

Oh wouldn’t you like that, Captain Cantgoanyfurther?!?!

No, no. The first people you met to watch the parade with initially are having an after after party. You HAVE TO GO!!! (Or so I was told.)

Hey, I’m a lot of things but I’m NOT a quitter so let’s DO THIS! 

But first a pit stop at Patrick and Anne’s place to “freshen up”. I took the opportunity to sit in Patrick’s lounger in a comotose state. 

Sunburnt and barely alive I’m poured into Patrick’s car and we’re off to the party. We get there around 8:30. 

At midnight I can go no further and find a cozy corner of the basement theatre and a blanket and FINALLY the longest St. Patrick’s day in recorded history comes to a “relatively” peaceful end. 🤪☘️👍😴😴😴

I cannot WAIT to do it all again next year!!!
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1261558 2018-03-15T02:57:35Z 2018-03-15T02:57:36Z Doesn’t matter, Frogs win.
Wednesday, March 14, 2014

The winner of this game will play my alma malenter, TCU, in the first round of #MarchMadness. 

My Horny Frogs 🐸 will beat either one of these losers Friday night but if I HAVE to chose one, I’ll take “The Cuse” because I like that people call them “The Cuse”.

On the other hand ASU are the “Sun Devils”. And that logo is pretty outstanding. Especially if you compare it to “The Cuse” whose logo is just a big S and whose team name is the “Orangemen”. Lol. A Clockwork Orangemen. 

#GoFrogs



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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1261145 2018-03-14T03:20:39Z 2018-03-14T03:20:40Z I love The Alienist!
Tuesday, March 13, 2018

One great thing about dog/house sitting for the DeBorde family every spring is they have any and all TV shows you wanna watch, past and present. 

My favorite show at the moment is the Alienist. I was two episodes behind but of course the DeBorde’s have em On Demand so I’ll be caught up after tonight. Nice. 

As for that cartoon up there, I thought the image came with the caption but I guess not. I believe the caption said something along the lines of “I’m your robot substitute teacher, Mr. D.” Made me laugh because I’m also “Mr. D.” And I’m also a robot. 

If you like cartoons, you should subscribe to the New Yorker daily cartoon email. I like it because I’m not a huge political person and almost every day the cartoon has something to do with politics. 

If that doesn’t make sense let me explain it a different way. 

I’m not into politics but cartoons that make fun of Trump every day I can subscribe to. And I do! Just like I wanna watch “Our Cartoon President” on Showtime and Alec Baldwin on SNL and Fallon and basically anyone at all who cares to poke fun at the prez. 😂🤣 It’s fun to laugh. 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1260190 2018-03-12T12:53:56Z 2018-03-12T12:53:56Z I’m SUCH a liar!
March 12, 2018

Not FOUR days ago I said daily blogs will continue and I already missed a day yesterday and I ALMOST missed the day BEFORE that! 

It’s a good thing less than 10 people actually read this blog or I’d REALLY feel guilty about letting my fans down. 

Sometimes I think about using this space to let you in on stuff going on in my life but I have a secret to tell you. It’s actually to let MYSELF in on what was going on in my life. Because my memory sucks. Lol. 

Recently I’ve reconnected with a few people who remember a LOT more than I do about my past and stuff I did or they did and it’s really cool to listen to their stories. Apparently I’ve done some pretty crazy things like singing “I’m just a girl” at a karaoke bar which I completely forgot about but sounds pretty funny. 

Have a great week, Sally!
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1259682 2018-03-11T05:38:45Z 2018-03-11T05:38:45Z Oh shit. My daily blog!!
March 10, 2018

The Coopster is like “don’t forget to write a blog post, Nick!” You’re bringing blogging back!

I didn’t know blogging ever stopped but I guess vlogging is the deal now. A human only has so many hours in the day to do stuff. I’m not iJustine but she’s what I’d aspire to if I were to go down that road. 

Btw, it’s NEVER too late to go down a road. Pops started a rock and roll outfit when he was 65! 

He’s a lesson to us all to keep fighting for your dreams. I love you, dad!
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1258980 2018-03-09T16:59:03Z 2018-03-09T16:59:04Z 1 for the price of 2!
March 9, 2018

See that midday Dart Go Pass up there? It’s for the SAME day! 

But Nick. What would you buy TWO passes for the same day?!? 

Good question, Frederick. 

Remember when my iPhone was freaking out on me. Like last week? I couldn’t rely on it to be able to bring up my pass when I needed to show it to someone checking tickets so I bought the pass on my Samsung phone. 

Then when I was getting on the bus my Samsung phone died and wouldn’t come back. So I was forced to buy another ticket on my unreliable iPhone and just pray that A, it would let me buy the ticket and B, it would show the ticket. I got lucky and it worked. 

1 ticket for the price of 2! Lol. 

The lesson is to always carry a couple bucks so in a digital emergency you can revert back to the 20th century. 😃👍✌️🤷‍♂️
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1258386 2018-03-08T05:49:33Z 2018-03-08T13:42:47Z Daily blogs will continue

March 7, 2018

I've missed a few days blogging but it's only because my iphone is dying a slow death and I need to make a few more bucks before I can afford to upgrade.  It's frustrating because I have funny stories piling up.

In honor of the dog sitting ill be doing this weekend I leave you with this..

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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1257070 2018-03-05T07:57:39Z 2018-03-05T07:57:39Z How To: Deck The Hall's With Bows Of Holly
Since we are nearing the Christmas season I think it's important to share something many people have always wanted to do but just don't know how to go about it.

So here is how to "Deck the Hall's with bows of Holly."

Step 1: Find your "Holly". 
Holly is the key ingredient in this venture because no family of Hall's can be decked without her. The art of the bow is crucial, obviously. 
Asian manservants make ideal "Holly's" as they are proficient in this art. 
Your Holly must have a bow that is respectful but also potentially dangerous. 
It is recommended that your Holly be trained as a ninja. 

Step 2: Find your "Hall's". 
This is the family you want your Holly to deck. 
Your "Hall's" don't *have* to have the last name "Hall" but some Holly's will only deck Hall's so you may have to stretch the truth with the Holly of your choosing. I once persuaded a Holly to deck Weinsteins with her bows but I'm not proud of it. For our purposes we'll assume you found Hall's.  
There can be any number of Hall's but you may use only one Holly to deck them all (see Holly ninja training in step 1.)

Step 3: Deck the Hall's. 
A properly decked family of Hall's will have a survivor count equal to zero. 
On occasion your chosen Holly may pay the ultimate price in her decking of the Hall's. Cherish the memory of her and her lethal bows. 
 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1256614 2018-03-04T04:11:22Z 2018-03-04T04:11:23Z Remembering Amanda
March 3, 2018

It’s funny how life sometimes reminds you of people from your past on multiple occasions on the same day. 

I hadn’t thought about Amanda for some time until mom brought her up today on the phone and then two or three other things reminded me of her including this Jeopardy question. She resembles Kate Hudson in that movie. 

Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “why are you watching recorded versions of Jeopardy on a Saturday night?” Idk man. But I gotta go. Let’s talk about it tomorrow. 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1254562 2018-03-01T05:25:12Z 2018-03-01T05:25:13Z Another wet Wednesday
February 28, 2018

Peter Cottontail doesn’t give two carrot sticks about the wet Dallas weather lately because he gets to hang out in the dry aisles of Kroger all day. 

I asked him how his February went and he said “Beware the Ides of March!” He’s a strange rabbit. I think watching people shop for groceries all day is messing with his head. 

In any case, I’m advising everyone NOT to shop at the Citiplace Kroger on the Ides of March. 

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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1254091 2018-02-28T03:24:49Z 2018-02-28T03:24:51Z Tricky Tuesday
February 27, 2018

I’ve been doing some good work lately. It’s easy to tell by this selfie. I look like a hard-working professional. 

Remember the other day when I said what you can’t see in the pic that day was the fact that I’m not wearing pants? Well guess who’s pantless again? 😂🙌

Actually I do have pants on at the moment, but not for long. I’m about ready to go to bed kinda early because I’ve had my butter pecan banana shake and what else do I want?!?

Goodnight Jules!

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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1253568 2018-02-27T04:00:58Z 2018-02-27T04:00:59Z Cheap gas ⛽️ Monday
February 26, 2018

I rent cars over the weekend a lot and when I have to turn em in I LOVE getting the cheap E15 gas. If you have a car made after 2000 you can use it too. Nice!
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1252948 2018-02-25T23:52:02Z 2018-02-25T23:52:02Z Sunday smiles
February 25, 2018

Yesterday was the first day since I started blogging on a daily basis that I missed a day. Sorry about that. I really have no excuse because it was a Saturday and it wasn’t like I was ridic busy or anything. 

1967 Nick up there NEVER missed a day when it came to pooping. 😂💩 I like to think he made his mommy smile a lot regardless of his uncontrollable bowels, though. 

It looks like I was a little chunky back then. So 2018 Nick has that in common with 1967 Nick. Lol. 

My iPhone has touchC disease. 😞 I have to upgrade now but I’ve been needing to do that anyway.

See ya tomorrow. 


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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1252148 2018-02-24T04:49:41Z 2018-02-24T04:49:41Z Happy Patrick Day! The 5-0 club!
February 23, 2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with Patrick competing in the Olympics but it WILL have to do with him turning 50!  

Happy Birthday my friend!

You’re a gold medal 🥇 winner in skinny dipping, martini drinking and staring at lava lamps while sipping martinis naked. To THIS day I don’t know how you beat me in that last event but I couldn’t have lost to a more gracious (and naked) opponent. 

As a human who has been 50 for over a year I can tell you it’s all it’s cracked up to be!! Lol. I like that assessment because it says nothing. 

Have a GREAT birthday weekend! I love you in the gayest of ways!!!


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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1251693 2018-02-23T07:37:48Z 2018-02-23T07:43:12Z Pee can Torte!
February 22,  2018

This post is gonna have everything to do with the 3 bags of my favorite coffee my good friend Lee gave me. 

He turned me onto the stuff a couple years ago and I was sad when I ran out. 

But my sadness didn’t last long because when I paid him a visit today he hooked me up! 

Thanks again, my friend! #coffeeislife
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1251130 2018-02-22T03:48:10Z 2018-02-22T03:48:10Z Chuck Bell says hello
February 21,2018

This post is not gonna have that much to do with Charlie. 

These “Doggie Movies” the Google Photos Assistant app brought out recently are so great. I shared one for Chuck and Uncle Ted with Marie and she loved em. Lol. 

I saw this sign at Taco Bell that said “Need a job? Let’s taco bout it!” 😂😂👍
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1250436 2018-02-20T17:20:20Z 2018-02-20T17:20:21Z Tits a Gloomy Tuesday in Big D
This post ain’t gonna have a whole shit beans worth to do with my Bitmoji’s indifference to Tuesday. Lol, his expression says he’s not overly excited but let’s party because it’s Tuesday. 

The part you don’t see is the fact that he has no pants on. That expression makes more sense if you know he’s not wearing pants. 

Me, my Bitmoji, and supermodels are all alike in that regard, btw. Ie, not really seeing a need to wear pants like ever. We’re not huge fans of winter. Plus we all have really nice legs and how are we supposed to show off our sexy gams when they’re covered with stupid pantalones. 

Another lifetime ago when I had “Nick’s Subservient Cam” where strangers on the web would drop by and force me to do silly stuff there used to be this one dude who would come by and tell me I was “the pants!” He’d be like “that’s SO funny, dude! You’re THE PANTS!!” 😂😂😂 I still LOVE that guy to this day and I have no earthly idea who he was. 

So the moral of the story is that while I don’t necessarily like to wear pants if you CALL me “the pants” I’ll love you forever. 

YOU’RE THE PANTZZZZZZ!!!!! 🙌 👖 🤷‍♂️😆
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1250102 2018-02-19T20:32:15Z 2018-02-19T20:32:16Z Happy Monday from Stalo’s cool do
February 19,2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with Stalo’s rockin hair except to say that I should maybe open up Facebook more often to see what my peoples are up to. Every time I do it’s always fun and I say to myself “I should keep up with people more” and then I go on about my life of not keeping up with anyone. Lol. 

I guess I’ve just always been more of a leader than a follower and it’s hard to do both. I COULD do both but there’s also the problem of laziness. 

If you’re not as lazy as me and want to write a book I have a suggestion for the title. Put the word “whore” in it. People will buy a book with whore in the title regardless of the content. But don’t call it “Confessions of a Whore” or some bullshit like that because even though I’m sure you ARE a whore, you can still be more creative than that. 

Good luck with your book! Hit me up if you want me to do the Audible version. I have a very soothing voice. 😊
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1249798 2018-02-19T04:15:41Z 2018-02-19T04:15:42Z Speed Sunday from Martin Truex Jr.
February 18th, 2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with one of the two Toyota NASCAR drivers I support. The other one is Kyle Busch. Neither did so well today but as long as the two Ford drivers and two Chevy drivers my other two friends root for also lost it doesn’t matter. Nobody has Austin Dillon so after one race we’re all tied at zero. 

Did you see my Instagram post of the blue jay today? You wouldn’t think north Texas would be the best place to find cool birds but I’ve seen excellent cardinal and blue jay specimens over the years. I’m NickSilly1 on IG if you wanna follow me there, btw. 

Since I’ve started blogging every day I don’t post nearly as often as I used to on Instagram. It used to be almost all most posts started out as an IG post and then got sent to FB, Twitter, etc. automagically. 

But now my posts start out as a blog and get sent to FB and Twitter automatically but not Instagram because IG doesn’t let you do that. So basically my IG followers are in the dark. This irks me a little because I like my IG followers and maybe they might like to read some of the nonsense I post. But then again, they’re also being saved from wasting their time on my inane ramblings. 

I’m going to lose a lot more sleep about this until I figure out a solution that keeps everyone in the loop but not tonight because I took some NyQuil and that shit knocks me out every time. 😴 😴😴

Sweet dreams, see ya tamale. 💤 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1249230 2018-02-17T22:42:11Z 2018-02-17T22:42:12Z Happy Saturday from Arby’s happy hour sliders and curly fries!
February 17, 2018

This post might have a little to do with Arby’s happy hour from 2-5 EVERY DAY where you can get sliders for a buck! 

If you haven’t had sliders from Arby’s yet A, I’m a little disappointed because I thought I knew you but B, get off your butt and go try some when they’re just a buck. They added a jalapeño slider which is nice for those of us who like to spice it up. 

Ok, I’m off to go get another 6-pack of phone chargers. Keep it fake. 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1248928 2018-02-17T07:03:57Z 2018-02-17T07:03:58Z So here’s the deal with flying 🇺🇸 flags at half mast..
Friday, February 16, 2018

We may as well fly flags at half mast every damn day because every damn day another senseless tragedy happens. And if nothing terrible happened today it’s likely something terrible happened on this day in the past. “What, you’re flying your flag at full mast when that those 22 U.S. exchange students drove off a cliff in Ghana 23 years ago today?!? Have you no soul?!?”

I predict the last day we’ll ever see a flag flying at full mast will be July 2nd of the year where a terrible tragedy happens on July 3rd  and forces the nation to fly flags at half mast on July 4th, the ONE day of th year when America is supposed to proudly fly its flag the highest. 

I say we fly the flag at FULL mast every day regardless of the events of the past with the understanding that we ALL sympathize and are compassionate towards any and all who have died in the past for no good reason and in no way does the high flying flag DISrespect those people but in every way it shows how resilient we are as a nation and how we celebrate life! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 
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tag:blog.nicksilly.com,2013:Post/1248297 2018-02-16T00:57:07Z 2018-02-16T00:57:08Z Happy Thursday from my Members Only jacket?
February 15, 2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with my Members Only jacket that doesn’t have the logo on the outside pocket like you remember or I wouldn’t wear it. 

Hey, here’s some news. I have a cold. It’s news because I rarely get sick. This is a particularly lame one. I’m just a little congested and feel like I’m almost over it already and it just came on yesterday. I ate a couple big oranges 🍊 🍊 and they kicked its ass I guess. Good job, oranges!

So are you gonna quit your job tomorrow? I don’t blame ya, Friday’s are good days to burn some bridges. They’re gonna miss you at your old job but they’ll live. Congrats on your new career! Good luck!
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