Happy Monday from this fool trying to luge in street clothes

February 12th, 2018

This post is not gonna have much to do with Bitmoji Nick forgetting to change into more appropriate luge attire before sliding down and finishing in last place by a large margin. 🙄🤷‍♂️

Yesterday I posted twice and both had the wrong date on them. Doh! Thanks for not pointing out I’m not perfect. Because I wouldn’t believe you anyway. 😜

I had this great idea of a post where the pic would be me stuffing my face ahead of Fat Tuesday to make sure I was as fat as I could be tomorrow. But I guess it’s too late now. Oh well. Remind me to do it next year. 

Have a great Mardi Gras, Penelope!