February 28, 2018
Peter Cottontail doesn’t give two carrot sticks about the wet Dallas weather lately because he gets to hang out in the dry aisles of Kroger all day.
I asked him how his February went and he said “Beware the Ides of March!” He’s a strange rabbit. I think watching people shop for groceries all day is messing with his head.
In any case, I’m advising everyone NOT to shop at the Citiplace Kroger on the Ides of March.
Nick Druga II